my ipod touch completes me...

There happens to be time in everyones life when you start Googling your name, searching for ex-boyfriends on Facebook, a doing one of those darn quizzes that you can imagine a geek getting really hard for, or some self indulgent emo slashing their pretty little arms in excitment...

well i'm proper bored and hard...and this one tickled my boredom fancy...
take your ipod/itunes - select shuffle, and answer away. only take the first answer of course, no cheating, or the ones closest to you will die...

Why are you taking yet another shuffle quiz?
Song: You Losin' Out
Artist: Two Gallants
Comment: ...yeah, dont judge me, you're the loser

What's currently in your fridge?
Song: Skinny Love
Artist: Bon Iver
Comment: vegetables as far as the eye can see, i'm aint shitting you

Your biggest nightmare?
Song: El Picador
Artist: Calexico
Comment: not sure what it means...hang on..."is one of the pair of horsemen in a Spanish bullfight that jab the bull with a lance", pretty scary indeed

What place would you like to visit?
Song: Mercury
Artist: Bloc Party
Comment: Nah, it's got no atmosphere..bud dum pschhhhhh

A reason to commit suicide?
Song: One Armed Scissor
Artist: At the Drive In
Comment: if you hit the right bit

Why are we here?
Song: King & Country
Artist: Seth Lakeman
Comment: if it was the 1600's

Something you never dared to say to anyone...?
Song: Caress Me Down
Artist: Sublime
Comment: I've never been that forward to tell you the truth

One thing the world really doesn't need?
Song: Band on The Run
Artist: Paul McCartney and The Wings
Comment: that's right, Linda McCartney singing, god rest her veggy soul

What's your biggest unfulfilled wish?
Song: The Secret's In The Telling
Artist: Dashboard Cionfessional
Comment: Damm you Chris Carraba, damm you *shakes fist*

If you could invent something, what would it be?
Song: The Ways of a Woman in Love
Artist: Johnny Cash
Comment: Dont we all eh?

The last thing you say before you die?
Song: Coastguard
Artist: The Young Knives
Comment: i'll probably be trying to cross the channel in a rubber dinghy for charity..

What's your destiny?
Song: Mine's Not a High Horse
Artist: The Shines
Comment: starting to the think the ipod doesn't hold the key to my destiny, double darn it

What do you do when you're alone in an elevator?
Song: Talking Bid
Artist: Death Cab For Cuties
Comment: it's the only chance i get to practice


What would you do with your slaves?
Song: The Perfect Gift
Artist: Hundred Reasons
Comment: Which either means id be a super kind slave master and give them gifts to cheer them up, or i'd give my best mates a slave for their birthdays and christmas

Is there a man on the moon?
Song: Just Like a Woman
Artist: Bob Dylan
Comment: keeps getting those stupid heels caught in the craters

How does hell look like?
Song: The Big Sleep
Artist: Streetlight Manifesto
Comment: how very apt....

About what would you like to write a book?
Song: Do You Remember The First Time?
Artist: Pulp
Comment: With Peter and Jane, sex education for the under 10's

The best thing ever is...?
Song: Nervous in the Alley
Artist: Less Than Jake
Comment: see above

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Song: Butcher the Song
Artist: Cursivw
Comment: tedious link, but i think it manages it...

Why do you listen to music?
Song: We Are Nowhere and It's Now
Artist: Bright Eyes
Comment: deep

What do you do when you're alone and nobody's watching?
Song: A Certain Romance
Artist: Arctic Monkeys
Comment: the lady in the shop said it was the most powerful...

Why are other people so stupid?
Song: Back to School
Artist: The Deftones
Comment: Oh Chino you are so wise

Last thing you ate?
Song: Meadowlarks
Artist: Fleet Foxes
Comment: with chips..

Why is grass green?
Song: Pain
Artist: Jimmy Eat World
Comment: god that's terrible...

Your phone is ringing, but who's on the other end?
Song: Patricia's Moving Picture
Artist: The Go! Team
Comment: hmmmm i dont even know a Patricia, no actually my Auntie Pat, must be her

What should you stop doing?
Song: Change
Artist: Blind Melon
Comment: It could get smelly

A word of advice to the readers of this quiz?
Song: Jackie Big Tits
Artist: The Kooks
Comment: that's right - TITS

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