Fancy a bit of thigh?

Thursday February 8th 2007

First the prostitutes, now the turkeys.
The chances of getting a gobble in Suffolk are getting quite remote...

this funny old feeling....

Monday, February 05, 2007

blogs are for getting things off your chest, a random thought here and there, a rant, a rave, an exclamation, a heart wrenching outpour of feelings, to let people know what your thinking, to bear a grudge, to describe a wonderful night, to tell folk about your life, ups and downs, funny YouTube videos of two midgets fucking a chicken*.

I could probably have a pop at all the above right now.

But I'd probably sound a bit too emo.

Bx

*just pop "midget fucking poultry" in Google

Imagine If They'd have won...

Friday, January 19, 2007

Saving Private Ryan could have been so different
http://www.dw-world.de/dw/article/0,,1390574,00.html

Find a girl in your area, NOW!

Sunday, January 14, 2007

I can't believe all these boys moaning they can't find a decent good looking woman.

Well I'll let you into a secret guys, I found a place where there's tons of fit women just waiting for you. It's true I've seen it, I've seen THEM, and their all fit, short skirts, little white vest tops, nipple on, pouty lips, my god if i licked fom the furry cup I'd have a bit.

The best thing about it their all waiting to take your call, or even text, yes you can text them!! It only costs £1.50, but what's £1.50 for a lifetime of happiness with a nice bit of crumpet?

It's like someone's kidnapped a load of models, bunged em in a room and chucked aload of mobile phones at em.

Just watch ITV around 12 in the evening and their all strutting their stuff on the telly just wanting men. These lasses are even putting their phone numbers out there. A bit slaggish you might say- but who's ever pulled a lass in 42's and not known where she's bin?

Get on it lads before the secrets out.

Oh if you do bag one of these honies let me in on the action, I'll bring me camera, i just bought a big memory card for it.

WOW, SO YOU'RE IN A BAND...

Wednesday, January 03, 2007

Just seen that thin whispy blonde twat go into the Celeb Big Brother house, but fair do's to H, it looks like he's doing well for himself these days.

YOU BUY ONE GET ONE FREE, A SAID YOU BUY ONE.......

Monday, January 01, 2007

Do people actually go and buy cut price settees/windows/doors/conservatories/flooring/tiles on Boxing Day?

"Here Steve the laminate's lookin' a bit thin, it needs changing again"

Dont get me wrong i love a bit of laminate me mums just fitted it round at ours and i've never had so much fun going to the toilet, sliding on me good socks from me bedroom to the bathroom.

To be honest with you though I think I'm just getting annoyed with Martin Kemp, I just wanna wipe that smug grin off his twatty face- oh how the mighty have fallen