Sunday, January 14, 2007
I can't believe all these boys moaning they can't find a decent good looking woman.
Well I'll let you into a secret guys, I found a place where there's tons of fit women just waiting for you. It's true I've seen it, I've seen THEM, and their all fit, short skirts, little white vest tops, nipple on, pouty lips, my god if i licked fom the furry cup I'd have a bit.
The best thing about it their all waiting to take your call, or even text, yes you can text them!! It only costs £1.50, but what's £1.50 for a lifetime of happiness with a nice bit of crumpet?
It's like someone's kidnapped a load of models, bunged em in a room and chucked aload of mobile phones at em.
Just watch ITV around 12 in the evening and their all strutting their stuff on the telly just wanting men. These lasses are even putting their phone numbers out there. A bit slaggish you might say- but who's ever pulled a lass in 42's and not known where she's bin?
Get on it lads before the secrets out.
Oh if you do bag one of these honies let me in on the action, I'll bring me camera, i just bought a big memory card for it.
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