Make up your own McMind...

08 Apr 2007

McDonalds have just opened a new website. It's brilliant.

It's a called 'Make Up Your Own Mind' and it invites people to ask Ronald McDonald and his family questions about the fast food kings, from what kind of fluids they put in their 'milkshakes' to what their current plans are for ensuring the wellbeing of a million cows they put throught their burger pounding conveyor belt everyday.

It's funny, anyone can ask questions, which have seriously been answered by the lovely people at Mcs.

Here are an example of some of the questions posed and the answers given by 'Casa de McDez'- oh, and as a former employee of Mc donalds, I feel i have enough experience to give my angle:

Q: My mom says that your milkshakes are made with love, and that's why they taste so delicious
A: Your mum is right, care and attention is shown in preparation of all Mc Donalds food.
V: Your mum is right, it's someone's love is in there

Which brings me nicey to the next question:

Q: Why did your employee ejaculate into my grandmothers milkshake?
A: Any rumours or stories of this sort of behaviour have never found to be true and are regarded as urban myths.
V: How did your grandmother tell, McDonalds thought she may may have been too old to remember the taste.

Q: What is the average seman content of a Big Mac?
A: Zero

Some of the questions people have answered are genius.

Q: Why are the straws so thin you should have a selection of girths.

Cheers Ronald you clown bastard.