Saturday, March 24, 2007
There's a number of things that make me smile to myself during my day to day doings and happenings...
These tiny things you see that makes you happy to be living on this little planet.
One of these marvels is combovers.
The damm fine hair style where on which the wearee grows one side of his (or her) hair long on one side then flips it over to cover his balding bonce.
These can truly be amazing, and do really fool the passer by into thinking that the person does have a florishing full head of hair.
Does it bollocks, but it does make you wonder why the hell they think it does.
And who in the bejesus thought of this "foolproof" way of covering baldness? Did one bloke wake up in the morning and his head fell that way. Or did the dog do it? One day while crying stroking his shiny head, all broken and depressed because he was 25 and the impeeding baldness wouold defo put a stop to his sordid one night stands, deurchary and infedelity, he stroked his spaniel the wrong way and though genius! Lo and behold the comb over was born.
There has to be some denial in there somewhere. Why not just shave it all off and every summer buy special sun tan cream to stop your head from burning. Because they have pride in the hair, they want to keep the hair, the hair is the man and all that. Im sure if they chopped a bollock off theyd sweep the other one over and create a new pair.
Here is a few of my favourite:
He looks like he'd make your children self harm when they're older.
More of a 'comb under over fuck it no-one will notice'
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