Sunday 23 September 2007

tumble outta bed, and stumble to the kitchen...

Saturday, March 31, 2007

Howdy.

Just checking out Dolly ont t'internet. The lady who's breasts could make Jordan weep more than her wonky child, has not done too bad for herself. She's had a hard life y'know.

Not only does she have her own Theme Park; 'DollyWood', her own WaterPark; 'Splash Country', her own chain of rodeo themed resturants 'Dolly's Dixie Stampede' and this:

http://www.imaginationlibrary.com/ - this is brillaint.

As well as forking out on a few huge purchses such as a rollercoaster, a big waterslide and a army of pre-pubescent Americans snotting into burgers and making the fat dangerous, she marketing imagination, and not only that a whole library of the stuff.

You dont even have to think for yourself anymore. Visit the Dolly library.

You think Richard Branson's Virginess has taken over every element of everything, Dolly's marketing imagination- genius.

The corporate bitch

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