Thursday, April 19, 2007
I heard the funniest thing on the radio today...
Hold on to your nanna, grab your granddad by his y-fronts.
There's a plan to start tagging old people. Now i dont mean spray painting your initials on a wrinkly, but popping a device onto a pensioners leg so that they don't get lost.
So when your Grannies finally lost her marbles, she's calling you Jeff and she's looking in the freezer for Hitler there's a satillite tracking her every move.
I can't stop thinking about a OAP Battle Royale scenario...and there's blood, guts, false hips and pacemakers everywhere.
But joking aside kids, respect your elders, you never know what their will may hold, or when you will be weeing yourself and shaking your fist at the youth of today.
 | Currently listening : We'll Meet Again By Vera Lynn Release date: By 21 February, 1995 |
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